Teeth

Teeth Review

V for Dentata

As superpowers go, vagina dentata has got to be one of the weakest. You can defeat your archnemesis Captain Rape-O only if you get very close to his slimy self. What you really want is the ability to cut down these Howard Roark disciples from a clean safe distance. Despite this fatal flaw, this horror comedy has much going for it.

Dawn (Jess Weixler in the performance of her young career) is a sweet dutiful high schooler sworn to the cult of virginity. Her faith gets severely tested by douchebags infesting her home and high school. It all starts when a fellow abstinence-monger tries to assault her. For his troubles he gets his and one of the funniest lines in the film. Through a series of horrific experiences Dawn learns to use her gift and becomes a confident young woman ready to take on the world.

Writer/Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein
Rating: 3.75/5

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