Make a terrible film with blandly good-looking actors who can’t act to save their lives?
Director: Jim Gillespie
“Shit! Get old, you can’t even cuss someone and have it bother ‘em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.”
A thoughtful meditation on getting old. Except with a giant scarab-roach, a soul-sucking mummy, Elvis, black JFK and hieroglyphic graffitis; hence five times more awesome than your average thoughtful meditation on getting old.
Director: Don Coscarelli